Craig
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A great night relaxing in a quiet lounge, with the fire on low and my Wonders of the Solar System book... Destroyed when Emma decided X-Factor should be put on with the volume set to max... I'm going to destroy the TV.
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Finally, after days of problems with the importers my telescope has been despatched. Now let's watch the clouds roll in.
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Found a card had been left, they tried to deliver my scope today. Arranged redelivery for tomorrow. Can't wait to get it set up.
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There's a riot going on in my biscuit tin. Some nutter called Rocky just hit Penguin with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon. Police say Rocky was seen catching a taxi to the dam where he drank bourbon and had it off with a ginger nut. Not a crumb of evidence was found so the jammy dodger got away with it...
